My FIVE STAR REVIEW
for
the Magnificent Morgan Parker’s…
“NON FRIC-TION”
After 12 years, 4 months and 1 and 1/2 weeks of marriage, his wife packs up and leaves with their daughter. So he writes an Indie novel. And it becomes a bestseller. Well, sort of.
His fame brings him the lifestyle of a rockstar, and he has the fan mail (i.e. female undergarments, probably clean) to prove it.
But seeing his fame, his wife suddenly believes in marriage counseling. Their homework: to create something beautiful for each other.
So he writes Our Story, his literary secret-weapon that will win his wife back. But in the process he discovers that true love is more than just ticking the right boxes on a checklist. It starts with… well… }i{ .
Note: the f-word is used 231 times in various formats throughout this story. Read with caution.
Morgan Parker has done no less than Wow me with his talent for pulling the reader into the very heart of his character. His style of writing is uniquely refreshing and the way he shows no fear in adding colorful metaphors throughout the story, most of which come from his wife who curses like a sailor when it comes to Morgan, there’s no tiptoeing around words with this author.
In this story…Morgan, himself, is the main character, whether the events that take place here are fiction or not, who knows? There are some obvious truths to the story and you will know this if you’ve read his “Sextual Encounters” books.
Morgan Parker, the character, finds himself going through hard times when his wife of twelve years walks out on him with no reason, taking their daughter with her. Morgan decides to write a novel and became a best selling Indie author almost overnight. The attention he recieved was incredible. One of his fans sent him a pair of panties. Now, I don’t know about you, but that would really boost my self confidence. This “special fan”, Emma, contacted Morgan via texting, beginning a strange and exciting relationship between the two of them. They become very close friends and even visit each other a few times.
Morgan develops strong feelings for Emma and wants to be with her. The catch…she’s married. Unhappily, yes…but very married. Getting laid is in the forefront of Morgan’s mind and you will find yourself praying that “this time” he’ll get laid with every chance that comes his way. I won’t spoil anything for you, but I will tell you that his chances slip him by more than should be legal. But, not to worry. Morgan, the author, isn’t that cruel.
Morgan’s wife…Jennifer, aka Princess Bitch, decides after his book becomes a best seller that they should see a marriage counselor. Still cursing like a sailor all the while, Princess Bitch softens to Morgan over time.
The ending to this story is unfamiliar to me, as I am one who always has to have the happy ending. This one will bring tears to your eyes, but, believe me…it is the perfect way to end this book. I found myself smiling rather than crying and angry, which I sometimes do if the ending is nothing but heartbreaking. I actually smiled thinking, “Morgan is brilliant.”
I highly recommend you read this book. The format is flawless, with little or no mistakes in grammar and punctuation. The reason I mention that is because I am a stickler for those things and will take away a star just for poor writing. Morgan is one of the best authors I’ve come across and I will definitely be keeping up with his work.
~CB
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Morgan Parker is the pen name for a shy and introverted former banker. Because he could never balance his cash at the end of the banking day,
he made up stories in order to keep his job. None of those stories was Textual Encounters, which is great because readers will discover a truly
unique and original romance that has never been told before. Morgan is the author of Textual Encounters and Textual Encounters II.
As a self-diagnosed hypochondriac, he recently survived a terrible STD (which turns out to have been mis-self-diagnosed
as an over-consumption of water) and is battling Adult ADHD (definitely not misdiagnosed… not even close).
Katie discovers an unlocked iPhone in the back seat of a taxi. But instead of turning it in to the driver as lost, she decides to keep it for herself.
Outside of the usual clutter you would expect to find on a smartphone, what captures Katie’s interest is the single conversation she finds on the phone’s secure text messaging service, a three-month dialogue between a woman with an uncertain past named Christine and a single, eligible man named Jake.
From Strangers to Soulmates in 90 Days
What starts out as a message intended for someone else ends up being the beginning of a relationship more powerful than anything Christine or Jake have ever experienced.
But nothing ever turns out to be as good as it initially seems and their histories slowly reveal details and past lovers that threaten to derail their humble quest for love.
Forgotten In The Back Seat of a New York City Taxi
Can Christine and Jake overcome the seemingly insurmountable obstacles, doubts and secrets that endanger their love?
If so, why would such a relationship get forgotten in the back seat of a New York City taxi?
Presented in a Format Unlike Any Other You Will Find
Follow Katie as she reads through the 3 months of conversations that form The Christine + Jake Affair and provide the foundation for the Textual Encounters Trilogy.
those texts are passed along to the married woman that just lost Jake’s baby.
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